Your Questions About Garden With Gnomes
Thomas asks…
How do I tell my garden gnomes to stop attacking me?
About last week they started attacking me for some reason. I don’t even know why, it may be because my brother killed one with a baseball bat. But then, why wouldn’t they vent their anger on him and not me? I offered them fudge cake as a peace offering but they wouldn’t accept it. And now my neighbor is getting tired of translating for them, I need to do something fast! Hiring a spanish translator would be too expensive. What do I do?
Admin answers:
Get a pride of lions to attack them.
Sandra asks…
Do you suppose garden gnomes who are knocking on the door to come in and warm up would do housework for me?
Gnome payment is????
Beer?
Bologna sammiches?
Time alone with the cat?
Access to my daughter’s toys?
Other?
Admin answers:
Its a well knowen fact that garden gnomes love to travel.This strong desire to wander
is thought to be related to the fact that they cant actualy move around as much as they would
like due to there clay limbs.next time u go on holiday take the whole gang they will have a ball
and be talking about it for years to come,dont worry about them getting cold as winter draws near
thats what the hats are for.From ur list above beer would be the first choice of 9 out of 10 gnomes
but its usally strong german stuff and red wine goes down a treat.Time alone with the cat is an absolut
NO NO this will only lead to squabaling over the toys which could in turn could cause an atmosphere between them and the cat for weeks.Just dont take them to Ireland as they may be mistaken for locals
thus depriving them of that on holiday feeling. 
Linda asks…
What’s the deal with the politically themed garden gnomes?
There’s one of Palin looking like a pig with lipstick, one of a real orange Boehner, I don’t understand the one as Obama, so I won’t describe it, another has Ted Kennedy with a gin blossom in a diving suit.
What’s the deal with these things? They seem bipartisan in nature.
EDIT: Well, there’s a bunch of them from both sides, but they seem kind of nasty. They’re all over my town, don’t know if it’s local…
Admin answers:
Lol. How is Palin as a pig with lipstick bipartisan?
James asks…
what r those hats in runescape with like the little curve and it looks like a hat those garden gnomes wear?
ive seen alot of little characters wearing them in like only blue and red. im just wondering wat the hat is called and wer u get them from and also if ther members or non-members.
~Thx if u answer :^)
Admin answers:
I forget what they are called but i think your talking about a hat that comes with a god robes set…people get them from treasure trails so yes they are members and can be found by doing treasure trails or bought in the grand exchange. Try going to the grand exchange and typing in guthix and look at the results that come up…the second either starts with an s or p.
Robert asks…
What color thong should I make my Garden Gnomes wear today?
It’s pretty cold outside with lots of snow. I wonder if hot pink would brighten up the day? neon green?
what are your thoughts?
Admin answers:
How about leopard…They need to keep their little tooshies warm and they will be damn sexy!
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