Your Questions About Garden Gnomes Funny
Richard asks…
My garden gnomes has been acting funny lately?
I started noticing this about three weeks ago. First, he moved his monnogrammed umbrella into my driveway, so I ran over it. Then he got in a fight with my Grandma Gnome over Shakespeare. He is usually so good!
What should I do?
Admin answers:
I had the same problem with my gnome a year ago. Usually it is a sign of maturity. My gnome went around, all egotistic, acting as if he WAS shakespeare. Its hard to see our gnomes grow up, but its somthing we have to face.
If your gnome already reached maturity, this could be a more serious issue. Maybe GBD ( Gnome Bipolar Diseas ) or somthing even worse. PLease contact me with any questions.
Lizzie asks…
One of my garden gnomes has a black eye, how can I keep them from coming to life and fighting each other?
They look funny when they’re all beat up….and I don’t the neighbors to think that I’m the one abusing them.
Admin answers:
Buy one of those gazing orb lawn ornaments and set between them. They’ll be so busy combing their beards and straightening their hats to impress the neighbor’s fairy statue, they won’t have time to fight. And give the one with a black eye a bag of frozen peas to hold against the injury until the stain goes away.
Lisa asks…
Garden Gnomes, a little random?
so me and my sisters find it funny to put our moms garden gnomes in different places of the house and have her find it randomly. so last week we thought it would funny to put the gnome in the passenger seat of her car and buckle it in. and she got a kick out of it. kind of.. and so i want to put it in her closet and have her find it the next morning. or maybe in the shower just chilling in there. anyone have funny ideas of where to put it? we’ve already done behind the pillows of the bed. haha its just a fun thing we like to do(:
Admin answers:
Put it where it might take her a while to find it. This makes it more of a surprise when she does find it. It’ll leave her wondering if you forgot or where on earth it could be and makes the game more exciting. I like the idea of the shower … You could even put a shower cap on it. 
Try putting it under her bed, under the kitchen sink, in the fridge, under the dining room table, or anywhere she might find it while cleaning or something, but not necessarily right away.
Sounds like a fun game Good luck!
Betty asks…
What Costume goes with Garden Gnome Costumes?
Hey there, I have the pair of this cute & funny garden gnome (or garden nome) costumes for my nephews who will go trick or treating with me and want to get within the “theme” but can’t think of any related adult costume.
What do you think?
http://halloweenkidscostumes.net/garden-gnome-kid-costumes.php
Admin answers:
You could be a pink flamingo. Or a mushroom, flower, or tree.
You could also be a wood nymph or fairy…both are found out of doors, and both are mythical creatures, like gnomes.
You could play up the travelocity connection, and go as a tourist.
Charles asks…
do you like garden gnomes?
i find them funny.
Admin answers:
I HAVE APPROX. 20 IN MY YARD , I GUESS THAT MEANS I LIKE THEM. I ENJOY WATCHING MY GRAND KIDS LOOK FOR THEM EVERY TIME THEY COME. I PLACE THEM AMONG THE FLOWERS AND SO FAR THEY HAVE SCARED THE CHIPMUNKS AWAY.
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