Your Questions About Garden Gnome Store

Ken asks…
What happens when you take a garden gnome to a corner store on a full moon……?
im serioss you geiz!!!! I got dared bye my friens to take a garden gnome to the gas station down the street on da next full moon. they said the gnome will turn real and will either grant me a wish or curse everyone. which one???
Admin answers:
Depends on the pants he was wearing, also was he smoking a pipe and carrying a fishing rod? If so, then I hate you for you have condemned us all to a grisly death.
Another civilisation lost through a stupid dare, first ATLANTIS and now us

Daniel asks…
Who can tell me the best store or the best place online to buy Garden Gnomes?
I’m looking for the best price. Used is OK.
Admin answers:
Ebay, also try Wal-Mart. Another way is to go to your local pottery store and paint them there – add a personal touch and they’ll bake them for free! May not be the cheepest way but it sure is fun!

Maria asks…
Where can I find a ceramic unpainted gnome?
I can’t find a store anywhere around my hometown that sales unpainted, ceramic/bisque garden gnomes. Anybody know any good online stores?
Admin answers:
Http://www.gnomebisque.com/
FAQ on their site…
“Do you have unfinished (without color) gnomes available?”
Yes. Just specify ‘Unfinished (without color)’ by immediately e-mailing Customer Service after placing your order. Be sure to include your name and order number with the request. Prices and shipping rates are the same as finished gnomes.

Jenny asks…
Do the western garden gnomes have the same status as how Asians consider maneki neko (or welcoming cat)?
I am from Asia, and I never get the idea of gnomes in American family gardens? Are gnomes supposed to protect the garden from going wild, or mostly an ornament like those Chinese stores have the Welcoming Cat at the front?
Admin answers:
It’s just a decoration

Michael asks…
Where can I find an evil lawn gnome?
I’ve recently taken on the project of building an outdoor pond with my darling girlfriend. She claims that the original idea was inspired by a Goosebumps book which involves an evil lawn gnome. It’s become apparent to me that finding one in a store- as shown in any google image search- is not as easy as it would seem. I would greatly appreciate if somebody could lead me to an online store that I may order an evil lawn/garden gnome from so that I can place it next to the new pond.
Please and thank you.
Admin answers:
Evil gnome village?
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