One of my garden gnomes has a black eye, how can I keep them from coming to life and fighting each other?

They look funny when they’re all beat up….and I don’t the neighbors to think that I’m the one abusing them.

Garden Gnomes, a little random?

so me and my sisters find it funny to put our moms garden gnomes in different places of the house and have her find it randomly. so last week we thought it would funny to put the gnome in the passenger seat of her car and buckle it in. and she got a kick out of it. kind of.. and so i want to put it in her closet and have her find it the next morning. or maybe in the shower just chilling in there. anyone have funny ideas of where to put it? we’ve already done behind the pillows of the bed. haha its just a fun thing we like to do(:

What Costume goes with Garden Gnome Costumes?

Hey there, I have the pair of this cute & funny garden gnome (or garden nome) costumes for my nephews who will go trick or treating with me and want to get within the “theme” but can’t think of any related adult costume.
What do you think?
http://halloweenkidscostumes.net/garden-gnome-kid-costumes.php

do you like garden gnomes?

i find them funny.

Do you suppose garden gnomes who are knocking on the door to come in and warm up would do housework for me?

Gnome payment is????

Beer?
Bologna sammiches?
Time alone with the cat?
Access to my daughter’s toys?
Other?

What’s the deal with the politically themed garden gnomes?

There’s one of Palin looking like a pig with lipstick, one of a real orange Boehner, I don’t understand the one as Obama, so I won’t describe it, another has Ted Kennedy with a gin blossom in a diving suit.

What’s the deal with these things? They seem bipartisan in nature.
EDIT: Well, there’s a bunch of them from both sides, but they seem kind of nasty. They’re all over my town, don’t know if it’s local…

what r those hats in runescape with like the little curve and it looks like a hat those garden gnomes wear?

ive seen alot of little characters wearing them in like only blue and red. im just wondering wat the hat is called and wer u get them from and also if ther members or non-members.
~Thx if u answer :^)

What color thong should I make my Garden Gnomes wear today?

It’s pretty cold outside with lots of snow. I wonder if hot pink would brighten up the day? neon green?

what are your thoughts?

Who can tell me the best store or the best place online to buy Garden Gnomes?

I’m looking for the best price. Used is OK.

Where can I find a ceramic unpainted gnome?

I can’t find a store anywhere around my hometown that sales unpainted, ceramic/bisque garden gnomes. Anybody know any good online stores?

Do the western garden gnomes have the same status as how Asians consider maneki neko (or welcoming cat)?

I am from Asia, and I never get the idea of gnomes in American family gardens? Are gnomes supposed to protect the garden from going wild, or mostly an ornament like those Chinese stores have the Welcoming Cat at the front?

Where can I find an evil lawn gnome?

I’ve recently taken on the project of building an outdoor pond with my darling girlfriend. She claims that the original idea was inspired by a Goosebumps book which involves an evil lawn gnome. It’s become apparent to me that finding one in a store- as shown in any google image search- is not as easy as it would seem. I would greatly appreciate if somebody could lead me to an online store that I may order an evil lawn/garden gnome from so that I can place it next to the new pond.

Please and thank you.

Is it weird that I collect garden gnomes?

I love them SO much! They’re so cute!
I have lots of gnomes, I just got a new one today. I name all of them too. If they break I put them back together. I have all kinds of gnome things and you best believe I Gnomeo and Juliet xD

What do you think of the new Gnomeo And Juliet movie that’s coming out?

I love Shakespeare a lot even though I’m just 15. And the movie looks kind of cute but really silly and just plain dumb.

The movie is based on Romeo and Juliet, but with garden gnomes (?) anyway its pretty much for kids and it’s animated.

Here’s the link to the trailer if you haven’t heard about it yet:

I’m probably going to see it out of curiosity. Afterall it’s a play full of gory fights and deaths, sex jokes, 13 year old girl having sex with an older teen boy, and a double suicide of the main characters at the end. I’m curious how they’re going to translate that into a kids cartoon.

Does one have at least one gnome on the property?

I just adopted my first after taking my grand-daughter to the movie, “Gnomeo and Juliet” a month or so ago. I now feel I need at least another in the flower garden.

Censoring commercials/trailers but not movie? Vice-Versa?

I just saw the movie Gnomeo and Juliet and I realized that there is a difference between what is shown on a commercial for it and the movie. In the commercial, you see a male gnome in a bathing suit skipping through a garden. His backside is completely covered. In the movie, however, the bathing suit is a string bikini and you can see gnome buttock. Why would they censor a commercial but not the movie? It almost seems if they’re trying not to offend someone, they’re going to end up drawing people into the theatre and then offend them anyways.

Vice-Versa, when Spiderman was being advertised long ago, there was a scene where Spiderman was in the elevator and when asked about his costume he stated “It rides up in the crotch.” In the movie, it was more tame and he said “it rides up in the back.” Obviously the commercial would’ve been more “offensive” in this situation.

Why is there that difference in commercials and movies…even if they seemed reversed of what would be considered offense.